Monday, April 13, 2009

Chocolate Easter Bunnies As A WF Upa Guru

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you didn't.

okay, so you ate the whole chocolate Easter Bunny.

let it go.

it's done.

ilg still loves Thee, although i admit...you eating the whole dang bunny just really makes me want to go back into the Service of being a part-time new age bookstore clerk. that way, i wouldn't care so much about your Conscious Nutritional efforts.

so, how did it happen?

did you succumb to the overwhelming desire for chocolate and predictably, unceremoniously chomp off the poor bunny's ears? did you even pause at just how quickly your ego rationalized this ear-eating within your Yogic Spirit? did you also instantly realize and rationalize that since his ears REALLY weren't THAT much of the bunny's anatomy and - after all - you ARE an ACTIVE person and those calories won't harm anything, did you go ahead and decapitate the poor bunny with your next mouthful? Good Gawd, Yogi!



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feeble ilg,
the most miniscule yogi of all time,
bows
as deeply as my padmasana allows,
to all Chocolate Bunny Beings
who were not consciously eaten yesterday.

and to those half-eaten ones sitting in your fridge...
a sad testimony to our feeble awareness that
truly,
Our Highest Workout Is Everywhere.




(NOTE: i will accept a WF Temple Tithe (to help the Free Tibet Cause) from ANY WF Warrior that
did NOT consciously appreciate at least the first bite of their Easter Bunny.
i'll also give a $10 WF Pro Shop Credit to ANY WF Warrior that used the WF Non-Dominant Hand or the 3x30 Technique while eating their Easter Bunny.)




photos:
1) Dewachen Rinpoche (whom turned 19 months on the 11th) and i yesterday, enjoying a most luscious Easter Sunday snowfall. Dewa has yet to taste chocolate or refined sugar of any sort. she prefers tomatoes, Sunrider Fruit SUNBARS, and of course, cottage cheese. photo by Ananda.

2)not shown on IDL